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(CNN) Splurging a million dollars on a ski trip may seem implausible, but it can be done with ease if you got the cash to splash of course.
Because while the Alps and extravagance have always gone hand in hand, a batch of chalets and restaurants catering to the billionaire set have taken previously understated Alpine decadence to a whole new level of bling.
Where there were once wooden fondue rooms and raucous nightclubs, there are now crystal encrusted showers, Krug and truffle picnics in the snow, burnished gold swimming pools and multi Michelin star meals next to which the actual skiing often pales by comparison.
So if you want to winter vacation oligarch style, here where to go and what to do.
The chalet: Chalet N, Oberlech, Austria
At Chalet N, one man is seemingly employed with the sole responsibility of grating thick slices of truffle onto every passing plate at breakfast, lunch and dinner.
Extravagant, yes. But we wouldn expect anything less from the world most expensive chalet.
Set on the slopes of Oberlech, the 10 bedroom lodge costs up to $700,000 a week to rent, which means guests expect stratospheric levels of luxury.
And the result is Bond villain lair meets the Ritz.
There is a vast subterranean pool lit by crystal chandeliers and flanked by 1970s style vibrating water beds. Next door is a Swarovski encrusted spa, where therapists are on hand to massage away any aches and pains.
In touching distance of the slopes, there are two outdoor hot tubs surrounded by candles and iced champagne from dusk until dawn.
Martinis are drunk in the mirrored 1920s bar or on the outdoor balcony under the dead weight of multiple fur rugs, while chefs will prepare whatever tidbits take your fancy 24 hours a day.
And as for the skiing, well there a lift that whips you straight from the plush boot room and onto the slopes.
Chalet N, Oberlech 50, 6764 Lech, Austria; +43 5583 37900
The hotel: Cheval Blanc, Courchevel
Placing your foot in a damp, chilled ski boot is enough to put you off snow for life. So thankfully there someone to warm your shoes, and tie your laces at Cheval Blanc,
which is run by French luxury goods company LVMH Mo Hennessy Louis Vuitton.
With 34 rooms and a staff to guest ratio of nearly four to one, it aims to offer almost maternal levels of service serving tea exactly how you like it, running your bath while you still skiing and leaving your favorite flowers by the bed. Although this is a high fashion French version of motherly love.
Karl Lagerfeld commissioned the photographs on the walls and downstairs there is a Louis Vuitton boutique and a Givenchy Snow Spa.
And she likes to feed you: think bouillon of gold flakes, and bread made with truffles at Yannick All three star Michelin restaurant Le 1947.
Cheval Blanc Courchevel, Le Jardin Alpin, 73120 Courchevel 1850, France: +33 4 79 00 50 50
The swimming pool: Chalet Marco Polo, Val d at Chalet Marco Polo is like being thrust onto a film set with an unusually high budget and nowhere is that more apparent than its gold leaf swimming pool.
Sitting under an open skylight, it glimmers in the Alpine sun like Midas lair brought to life.
Designed by Christian Lacroix, this shimmering pool has more to offer than just its looks it also boasts powerful swimming jets and a cinema screen that appears at the end of the pool with the touch of a button.
Elsewhere in this six bedroom chalet is a marble hammam, a vast wine cellar, a cheese room, and even an adult sized Scalextric that takes up to eight players.
Chalet Marco Polo, Impasse des Gentianes, 73150 Val d France; +44 20 3393 0833
The wellness center: Alpina Gstaad, Gstaad, Switzerland
You hear people boasting that they an 80, or looking embarrassed that they a 50 at this sumptuous hotel. It may sound like a secret Swiss skiing code, but it all linked to the wellness program.
After analyzing metabolism, heart function, digestion, cell health and stress, guests are given a strict treatment regime.
Some cures are delightful laps in the heated outdoor pool ringed by snowy mountains, a wallow in the Turkish baths, saunas and hot and cold wet rooms. Others are more painful vitamin injections and a colonic irrigation or two.